Today's Episode: The girl and yarn decide to make a go of it. After some complicated rituals (baths, bondage), things get Red, Hot, and Heavy. Sadly, this installment ends with one of them getting dumped.
To start this whole process, I had to gather some ingredients. Four bunches of beets, and a ginormous pot. The pot was a difficulty for quite a while, but I finally found what I needed at a flea market for $10.
I heated water in a normal sized pot, and I scrubbed the beets while I was waiting. Beets, having been grown in the ground, are seriously dirty, and I recommend a scrub brush for cleaning. Once they were clean, I plopped them in the water.
While they were cooking, I tied my skeins of yarn. They were only secured in one place, so I added three more ties (using leftover yarn from my Cobblestone) to each. This helped prevent tangles later on.
I also whipped up this recipe:
1 tbsp Champagne Vinegar
1.5 tsp Basalmic Vinegar
1 tbsp Walnut Oil
3 tbsp Olive Oil
Lemon Pepper to taste (about 1/4 tsp, probably)
Dried Parsley flakes to taste
Mix all ingredients.
When the beets were soft (about 30 minutes), I fished them out of the water and peeled them. When the beets are ready, the skin slides right off. I kept out 3 beets for myself, chopped them up, and had them with the above dressing. Delicious! The rest of the beets I chopped up, and returned to the water for another 30 minutes.
While I was waiting, I filled up the big pot with warmish water. I added some vinegar, and then the skeins of yarn.
I turned off the heat on the beets, and strained out as many as I could with a slotted spoon. I added some cold water to the pot to cool it down, and then waited impatiently for the beet water to reach the same temperature as the yarn water. I scooped some out with a plastic container, and then poured it through a colander into the yarn pot.
Having transferred all the beet water over, I heated the yarn pot on low. I checked on it every 10 minutes or so, and stirred gently with my hand. The yarn isn't superwash, so I wanted all of my movements to be gentle, and to not let the yarn sit for too long in any hot spots.
After about an hour, I unceremoniously dumped all of the yarn in the bathtub.
Tune in next time (the last episode, I promise) for cleansing, a surprising twist, and of course, a happy ending.